Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands

Please note: answers to prompts will be posted in TM, with links to them through the character's memories section.

This journal will be for RPing or non-prompt drabbles.

I was never one for fucking to do lists, not in junior high when time management became en vogue and certainly not when I'm being sent to fucking Mexico.

But if I was to make a to do list, or more a not to do list, I might have to make note to not piss off high ranking fuckmooks so I'm not sent to places like Mexico but, then again, I could use a distraction, and I do think certain high ranking fuckmooks are going to regret this punishment in the end. There are certain strings to pull and tug and braid in down here that I just don't think I can resist.

No, not at all.

But, back to the to do list I'm not making, this cunt behind the keyboard insists it must have at least one thing on it.

So, here, my To-Do-List:

1. Introduce myself-

Hello. Agents Sands here. Now, fuck off. Pretend you never saw me and no one gets dead.